I'm useless, yo!

I'm bored. Sure, I have stuff to do here at work, but I don't want to do it. I want to go hooooooome!

I know that if I was able to do work then the day would go by faster... and January would be easier. But we just had a Christmas party, and I am incapable of working after a Christmas party, even one with no alcohol. (Seriously, what's up with that? I know it's the middle of the day and that if I were to drink at lunch I'd be useless... but, look! I already am!)

I wanna go hoooooome!