Details of the Bored
What I did today:
1) Woke up to an ant infestation emanating from a plant I brought in the other day (um, how do you get ants out of a potted plant?) and leading straight to the cat food bowl, which explains why the cats were frantically trying to wake me up ("MeOW!"). Waged a little genocide before breakfast with Clorox Clean-Up, which I've found from prior experience is a really excellent ant killer should you ever find yourself without any Raid. Drowned the rest of the motherfuckers.
2) Voted.
3) Went to the DMV, or as it's now known in Georgia: the DDS (which: annoying), to change my name (yay!) and address (about two and a half years late). Didn't expect they'd take my picture as they didn't last address change... so OF COURSE they did. No makeup, Brooklyn t-shirt and raincoat. Stylin'!
4) Looked at job boards. Cussed.
5) Wrote an email.
6) Talked to my sister, who locked herself in her room to talk to me without interruptions from my increasingly-frantic-from-being-ignored nephews. We talked until my youngest nephew started slipping notes under the door, which... hee. Especially as he is in preschool and can't write yet. I imagine the note going: M-O-M. T-R-G-S-F-M-E-P. T-R-A-C-E.
7) Talked to H, who had dental surgery today. Like $9000 worth. His problems come from knocking his teeth out in a motorcycle accident when he was 16, but even so: brush and floss, bitches. $9000? Ouch. And I was bitching about paying $250 after insurance for my gum treatment this past summer.
Um, that's really it. I am THAT boring.
1) Woke up to an ant infestation emanating from a plant I brought in the other day (um, how do you get ants out of a potted plant?) and leading straight to the cat food bowl, which explains why the cats were frantically trying to wake me up ("MeOW!"). Waged a little genocide before breakfast with Clorox Clean-Up, which I've found from prior experience is a really excellent ant killer should you ever find yourself without any Raid. Drowned the rest of the motherfuckers.
2) Voted.
3) Went to the DMV, or as it's now known in Georgia: the DDS (which: annoying), to change my name (yay!) and address (about two and a half years late). Didn't expect they'd take my picture as they didn't last address change... so OF COURSE they did. No makeup, Brooklyn t-shirt and raincoat. Stylin'!
4) Looked at job boards. Cussed.
5) Wrote an email.
6) Talked to my sister, who locked herself in her room to talk to me without interruptions from my increasingly-frantic-from-being-ignored nephews. We talked until my youngest nephew started slipping notes under the door, which... hee. Especially as he is in preschool and can't write yet. I imagine the note going: M-O-M. T-R-G-S-F-M-E-P. T-R-A-C-E.
7) Talked to H, who had dental surgery today. Like $9000 worth. His problems come from knocking his teeth out in a motorcycle accident when he was 16, but even so: brush and floss, bitches. $9000? Ouch. And I was bitching about paying $250 after insurance for my gum treatment this past summer.
Um, that's really it. I am THAT boring.
posted by reallymadcow at 3:21 PM
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